- I'm being abducted by aliens. I'll see you yesterday!
- I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay
- Computer $900. Internet subscription $20. MSN Messenger $0. Keeping you busy with this stupid message: PRICELESS.
- Chocolate makes my clothes shrink!
- Roses r red violets r blu, monkeys lyk u shud b kept in a zoo, dont b angry I'll b there 2, outside the cage, I'll b laughin @ u!
- I always wanted to be a fisherman, but I failed. I couldn't live on my net income.
- Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark
- Roses are red, violets are blue; I once thought I was ugly until I met you.
- Why are you even reading this?
- Some may call it stalking. I prefer to call it love.
- You don't have to talk about how great you are- let your actions do the
talking!
- If I was an angel I'd make your wishes come true - but I'm just a human girl luvin you!!
- If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
- Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
- Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row
- You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
- Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
- What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?
- I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.
- You've been a bad girl/boy.Go to my room!
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